2/19/09

College Wisdom

Some choice bits of college wisdom:

1) Cycling is harder than it looks. Approach cycling classes with caution.

2) Expecting anything other than a last minute notice of a french club meeting is silly.

3) Dressing appropriately for the weather is an accomplishment, especially if you don't have a mom standing there telling you it's going to be cold and windy today.

4) Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy a reese's cup and a pineapple paradise smoothie, which will give happiness.

5) The television is always more distracting when you have better things to do.

6) Fish don't feed themselves.

7) At IHOP every number is lucky. Just ask the lady giving the call numbers.

8) Naps are good for you.

9) Hot showers are God's way of paying you back for good karma.

10) Friends are those people who will listen to you whine about your day even if theirs was a thousand times worse.

1 comment:

  1. I didn't know you had a blog...Nonetheless...happy blogging!

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