#10: Sideline Sports Reporter. Simply because I'd do a waaaay better job than any of the bimbos that somehow get paid to go, "So, like, Brett, as the uh team captain, how do you think you're going to, um, play after halftime? Do you think you'll like play differently?"
#9: Judge on pretty much any of the major competition shows (Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent). Because I'd be awesome.
#8: Camera girl for ESPN College. For the sole purpose of forcing the camera to show the band instead of the cheerleaders every once in a while. I mean, come on, if we switched uniforms, I think the band would be FAR more popular than the cheerleaders. Think about it.
#7: Taste tester for the Ace of Cakes. I know this job doesn't exist, but it totally should. It would be so delicious.
#6: I wouldn't mind taste testing for Alton Brown either.
#5: I want to design a challenge for and be a guest judge on Project Runway. Do you have any idea how epic that would be??
#4: Whatever level of Producer/Channel owner is required to control what commercials come on. I don't mind commercials if they're funny, but all those "ask your doctor about"'s have got to go.
#3: Camera man for "Planet Earth". SUPER EPIC.
For the record, the next two were super close.
#2: Show host for the travel channel. Travel the world, all expenses paid, as your job? Hell yeah I'd do that!
#1: Mythbuster. I would LOVE to be a mythbuster. Science, crazy myths, and explosives, oh my!
Thank you for that mental picture of the band in cheerleadering uniforms. I'm still laughing about it! And yes #1 and #3 would be the best jobs EVER!!
ReplyDeleteall I can think about is mrs. Higgins and explosives. tehehehe. I want to travel the world trying out the hotels with you.
ReplyDelete