Sorry I'm running a little behind on the posting so if you want pictures you're going to have to look on facebook.
Last Saturday I went to Wewelsburg castle. It's not super well-known, but it's actually Germany's only triangular castle (or so the brochure says). I mainly went because it's a castle and it's only a short bus ride away. I took the bus from the Paderborn train station to Wewelsburg, which was really only a fifteen or twenty minute ride though the website said thirty. It's in a tiny little village, very quaint. The castle is not hard to find (when I say village I mean it) but if you're having trouble look for the church. For 3 euros you can go in the castle/"historical museum" and the SS museum in the carriage house next door is free. Grand total for bus rides and museum entrance: 14 bucks. Not bad at all.
The castle museum is really neat. It's not just about the history of the castle itself, but also about the history of the area. It's all in German, so I just sort of looked at stuff and got the gist of things. There were some cool old sculptures and portraits, some processional dolls from the middle ages, lots of old swords, and some stuff about the history of the city of Paderborn. Apparently at one point in the 1400s there was a terrible fire in the large tower of Wewelsburg. Also, apparently the area is known for wrought iron work, glass blowing, and wheat. And apparently the rhino is a symbol for the area because apparently at some point there were rhinos in the rhineland? I don't really know on this one, but there were some bones arranged to fit a picture of a rhino on a wall. I also got to see the dungeons and the interrogation room where the bishops held witch trials.
The SS museum is fairly depressing. This actually has some stuff in English so I understood quite a bit more. Himmler decided Wewelsburg was going to be a sort of West Point for SS leaders and was trying to use it to give the SS some sort of historical validity. Now for the record, this castle was built for the Paderborn bishops. It has never had any knights. The moat was never filled and has never had any military value. But Himmler came in and made a bunch of fake stuff, knights' armor, shields, swords, china sets, old-looking books, etc, with the swastika on them. I mean, the shear volume of stuff they had impressed me. The townspeople actually began to believe that the SS leaders were indeed descended from some ancient royal line. The Nazis effectively changed history. Apparently this museum is partly intended to wipe out some remaining beliefs in this myth. The nice thing about the SS museum though is you walk through the dry moat which they've fitted up as a garden to the large tower to see two of the rooms Himmler had started to renovate. They never got to finish and no one's even sure how they intended to use the rooms. The main floor has a bunch of columns and they think it might have become a meeting room. The "keller" or crypt below ground is just down right spooky. For a long time there were rumors that the nazis had made some kind of valhalla down there but it's just a domed ceiling with stone walls and floors. The whole place echoes like crazy (you can hear people breathing) and in the center there's an indent where they think the nazis had intended to put an eternal flame. I didn't spend a lot of time there.
It was definitely worth it. If you can read German, I think you could easily make this into a nice afternoon. If you're like me and you just look at the pictures, it's about 2 hours worth. I went back to Paderborn for lunch where I got some delicious fish and chips.
6/1/11
5/29/11
More Odds and Ends
So here's some more random little pieces for you.
Uni Paderborn does not have any school colors or an official team mascot. Dr. Tiemann did remember that occasionally a rhino is used on school pamphlets on the like, but maybe 1 of every 200 students knows this. I was like, what do you mean you have no school colors?? I can understand no mascot (sort of), but you have got to have a color scheme. Nope. What do your teams wear? No teams. Germany (and really the rest of Europe too) do not have collegiate sports. They have club teams and intramurals and the like, but no official school teams. Very different system.
Windows here open in two directions. Turn the handle sideways and it swings open like a cabinet door. Turn the handle up and it leans in from the top, to form an opening of about 3 in. Turn the handle down and it locks in place.
Everything shuts down on sundays. I complained about this when I was in France, I'm complaining about it here, and I will probably complain about it somewhere else. I'm sorry, but it's not like they're all in church all day or something. The least you could do is have the grocery open for reduced hours so I can go get fresh bread. Geez. Also, the whole town shuts down at about 6. Literally every thing is closed except the movie theater and there is no one around.
It stays light here until like 10:30 and the sun rises at like 5 am. I've never thought about it before, but people talk about "the dark Georgia night" as just so encompassing. I guess if you're used to this, the southern US would seem to have a very deep shade of night.
I've tried a few sodas over here. Mezzomix is pretty good. I'm not sure if I've only been getting the orange flavor (like Cherry Coke) or if that's what Mezzomix is: a coke-like soda with some orange flavoring. I was also in the grocery store and saw "The Spirit of Georgia: Traditional Refreshment". (It also clearly says "Made in Germany"). It comes in two flavors, Blood Orange, and Peach-Lime. I felt compelled as a person actually from Georgia to try both and test the validity of their claims. Neither would I call a "traditional refreshment", at least not traditional to Georgia, but that said both were pretty decent. The Peach-Lime is better than the Blood Orange.
Universities in Germany are almost never campuses. They're usually a conglomeration of different buildings around a city or an area. Steffi tells me that where she did her undergrad, the science buildings were located a full 30 minutes away from the university offices. Uni Paderborn is apparently very much a special case in that it is a campus university. However, it is still not a residential campus the way you see in the US. In the US, most college students live in on-campus housing of some kind, with the rest in nearby off-campus housing, and commuter students being the minority. At Paderborn, they do have 2 campus "dorms" (loosely defined here), but the vast majority of students live around the city or commute from home. Two of the guys I work with come from small towns about 20-30 minutes away so they just live at home and commute. This accounts for the fact that the mensa only serves lunch and even the snack bar is closed by 4.
Uni Paderborn does not have any school colors or an official team mascot. Dr. Tiemann did remember that occasionally a rhino is used on school pamphlets on the like, but maybe 1 of every 200 students knows this. I was like, what do you mean you have no school colors?? I can understand no mascot (sort of), but you have got to have a color scheme. Nope. What do your teams wear? No teams. Germany (and really the rest of Europe too) do not have collegiate sports. They have club teams and intramurals and the like, but no official school teams. Very different system.
Windows here open in two directions. Turn the handle sideways and it swings open like a cabinet door. Turn the handle up and it leans in from the top, to form an opening of about 3 in. Turn the handle down and it locks in place.
Everything shuts down on sundays. I complained about this when I was in France, I'm complaining about it here, and I will probably complain about it somewhere else. I'm sorry, but it's not like they're all in church all day or something. The least you could do is have the grocery open for reduced hours so I can go get fresh bread. Geez. Also, the whole town shuts down at about 6. Literally every thing is closed except the movie theater and there is no one around.
It stays light here until like 10:30 and the sun rises at like 5 am. I've never thought about it before, but people talk about "the dark Georgia night" as just so encompassing. I guess if you're used to this, the southern US would seem to have a very deep shade of night.
I've tried a few sodas over here. Mezzomix is pretty good. I'm not sure if I've only been getting the orange flavor (like Cherry Coke) or if that's what Mezzomix is: a coke-like soda with some orange flavoring. I was also in the grocery store and saw "The Spirit of Georgia: Traditional Refreshment". (It also clearly says "Made in Germany"). It comes in two flavors, Blood Orange, and Peach-Lime. I felt compelled as a person actually from Georgia to try both and test the validity of their claims. Neither would I call a "traditional refreshment", at least not traditional to Georgia, but that said both were pretty decent. The Peach-Lime is better than the Blood Orange.
Universities in Germany are almost never campuses. They're usually a conglomeration of different buildings around a city or an area. Steffi tells me that where she did her undergrad, the science buildings were located a full 30 minutes away from the university offices. Uni Paderborn is apparently very much a special case in that it is a campus university. However, it is still not a residential campus the way you see in the US. In the US, most college students live in on-campus housing of some kind, with the rest in nearby off-campus housing, and commuter students being the minority. At Paderborn, they do have 2 campus "dorms" (loosely defined here), but the vast majority of students live around the city or commute from home. Two of the guys I work with come from small towns about 20-30 minutes away so they just live at home and commute. This accounts for the fact that the mensa only serves lunch and even the snack bar is closed by 4.
5/25/11
Where I live
Dr. Tiemann teaches an experiment-based intro chem class. He's about to drop an egg onto a bowl of silica gel that theoretically will absorb the impact, leaving the egg intact. I say theoretically because his aim was a little off and the egg cracked on the side of the bowl.
This is the front entrance to the school. It's more or less one interconnected building, with many offshoots. The giant letters? Markers so you know which section of the building you're in. It goes through P as far as I can tell. The school was started in the 70s but they've added on and renovated several times.
No campus is complete without an army of bicycles.
The main walkway which I use to get home.
My apartment house, Mallinckrodtstr. 60.
My room. You can see my bed in the corner. To the left of the desk is a bookcase and behind the camera is my closet.
My bathroom. Small, but clean.
Pictures of the lab/groupmates forthcoming.
Experiments in Laundry, Internet, and Climate Change
None of these topics are particularly related to each other, but none of them really deserve their own post either. So bear with me.
Laundry is something of a milestone when traveling. Lots of people travel, especially domestically. Being away from home is really not that alien a concept. Most people at some point in their life will have to pack a suitcase or duffel bag or whatever and spend at least a few days somewhere besides home. That's the world we live in. Vacation probably accounts for most travel, be at during the holidays or simply some time off. However there's a difference between traveling and going someplace on vacation. That difference is laundry. If you're not gone long enough to need to do laundry, you're not really traveling. You're just visiting. Laundry anywhere but home can be tricky, but in a foreign country it takes on an extra challenge.
When I was in a home-stay in France, I had to ask my host-mom about when I could do laundry, and how to use the washer, and where is the non-existent dryer, etc. David is staying in a hotel, which means he has two options: laundry in his sink or laundry at the possible laundromat somewhere by the train station (he chose the first). I suppose if you are not on a student budget you would probably be in a hotel with laundry service but I digress. For me, this meant going to the office at the designated laundry-token-selling time to get laundry tokens from the nuns. They were very nice, but they don't speak english. We sort of gestured back and forth for a bit, and finally I got what I wanted (3 tokens) and they got what they wanted (euros). They also wanted information. I could tell I was going to be the topic of discussion that night at dinner at the convent. All they could really get from me though is Studentin, Chemie, Studentin, USA, Atlanta, Ja. I have no idea if I answered the questions they asked, but I answered. Of course, that still left me with the problem of how do I use the machines...
The laundry room is in the basement and has about 6 washers and 4 dryers. I swear, I thought my mom's washer/dryer set had a lot of options. No. These things are old and crickety and they put hers to shame on the options count. I have no idea what I chose; I just went with what appeared to be the most popular settings . For all I know I chose everything wrong, but it worked. My clothes are clean. The dryer took forever (almost 2 hours straight), but I didn't have to pay for it so I don't care. I used the free sample of Spee laundry detergent I got, and I approve. I did not dry my jeans because that's iffy at home let alone with a dryer I don't know, so I hung them to dry in my closet.
Internet. Oh the internet. Nothing is ever as simple as it appears to be. You know how I said I bought a month's worth of internet? I was wrong. I bought the starter set which comes with 10 euros worth of internet time. Which of course I've already gone through because it was set to the daily rate. Oops. So I went back yesterday and bought 15 euros worth (with the help of a very nice british woman) and have set it to the monthly rate.
People talk about jet lag and being up at all the wrong hours and not being hungry at the right times. BS. I got over all that after like a day and a half. The thing that kills me is the climate. It is not only much cooler here, it is also much much dryer. I know, I know, I'm from the South. I'm used to ridiculous amounts of humidity; I'm not a good judge. I'm not kidding, this is comparable to when I've been on vacation (we didn't have to do laundry) in the Rockies. I'm using chapstick like there's no tomorrow and I think I'm actually getting the doctor's recommended daily water intake for once in my life. Maybe as it gets more towards summer it'll get better?
Laundry is something of a milestone when traveling. Lots of people travel, especially domestically. Being away from home is really not that alien a concept. Most people at some point in their life will have to pack a suitcase or duffel bag or whatever and spend at least a few days somewhere besides home. That's the world we live in. Vacation probably accounts for most travel, be at during the holidays or simply some time off. However there's a difference between traveling and going someplace on vacation. That difference is laundry. If you're not gone long enough to need to do laundry, you're not really traveling. You're just visiting. Laundry anywhere but home can be tricky, but in a foreign country it takes on an extra challenge.
When I was in a home-stay in France, I had to ask my host-mom about when I could do laundry, and how to use the washer, and where is the non-existent dryer, etc. David is staying in a hotel, which means he has two options: laundry in his sink or laundry at the possible laundromat somewhere by the train station (he chose the first). I suppose if you are not on a student budget you would probably be in a hotel with laundry service but I digress. For me, this meant going to the office at the designated laundry-token-selling time to get laundry tokens from the nuns. They were very nice, but they don't speak english. We sort of gestured back and forth for a bit, and finally I got what I wanted (3 tokens) and they got what they wanted (euros). They also wanted information. I could tell I was going to be the topic of discussion that night at dinner at the convent. All they could really get from me though is Studentin, Chemie, Studentin, USA, Atlanta, Ja. I have no idea if I answered the questions they asked, but I answered. Of course, that still left me with the problem of how do I use the machines...
The laundry room is in the basement and has about 6 washers and 4 dryers. I swear, I thought my mom's washer/dryer set had a lot of options. No. These things are old and crickety and they put hers to shame on the options count. I have no idea what I chose; I just went with what appeared to be the most popular settings . For all I know I chose everything wrong, but it worked. My clothes are clean. The dryer took forever (almost 2 hours straight), but I didn't have to pay for it so I don't care. I used the free sample of Spee laundry detergent I got, and I approve. I did not dry my jeans because that's iffy at home let alone with a dryer I don't know, so I hung them to dry in my closet.
Internet. Oh the internet. Nothing is ever as simple as it appears to be. You know how I said I bought a month's worth of internet? I was wrong. I bought the starter set which comes with 10 euros worth of internet time. Which of course I've already gone through because it was set to the daily rate. Oops. So I went back yesterday and bought 15 euros worth (with the help of a very nice british woman) and have set it to the monthly rate.
People talk about jet lag and being up at all the wrong hours and not being hungry at the right times. BS. I got over all that after like a day and a half. The thing that kills me is the climate. It is not only much cooler here, it is also much much dryer. I know, I know, I'm from the South. I'm used to ridiculous amounts of humidity; I'm not a good judge. I'm not kidding, this is comparable to when I've been on vacation (we didn't have to do laundry) in the Rockies. I'm using chapstick like there's no tomorrow and I think I'm actually getting the doctor's recommended daily water intake for once in my life. Maybe as it gets more towards summer it'll get better?
5/24/11
First Weekend
I've had my first weekend in Germany. For the record I plan on utilizing each and every one of my weekends to its fullest potential. This weekend was a Paderborn weekend.
Saturday David and I met up at the HNF computer museum. According to the brochures, it is the world's largest computer museum. Personally, I'm inclined to think it is probably also the world's only computer museum, but you never know. I fully intended to take pictures, but then completely forgot except for one picture of a Jacquard loom. My apologies.
It (the museum) really was huge though. It took the two of us three hours to get through the whole thing, and we couldn't even read any of the descriptions. If you know German, you could easily spend the whole day there. There was a lot of neat stuff. Remember when I took that History of Science and Technology class? Well, this was kind of like taking a walk through that text book. They also had an impressive collection of old cell phones, calculators, and computers. (Remember the original Macintosh?) They had a lot of cool newer technology in there as well that you could play around with. There was this one were you sat down and it scanned your face and then you picked a famous portrait and background for it to put your face on. Not that cool? Try doing it only using your eyes. It was really hard to control so I know have pictures of myself as Lara Croft on a beach and Napoleon Bonaparte on the startrek set. I would share but they're just print outs so you'll have to wait until I have a scanner again.
After lunch, we went to Schloss Neuhaus, the castle in Paderborn. It's not terribly big, but then neither is Paderborn. It's in very good condition overall. There's a small, free-entrance museum, but you can't go into the rest of the building. The gardens were nice though.
Yesterday, David found a cineplex that was showing the new pirates movie in english, so we went to go see it. We had to see it in 3D, which ordinarily would have meant more money, but we had accidently stumbled upon their monthly Ladies Night. We got funny looks for paying seperately, but we only had to pay 8 euros instead of 9. Woohoo. The movie itself? Not bad. I rank it above the 2nd and 3rd pirates movies but it's not as good as the original.
Saturday David and I met up at the HNF computer museum. According to the brochures, it is the world's largest computer museum. Personally, I'm inclined to think it is probably also the world's only computer museum, but you never know. I fully intended to take pictures, but then completely forgot except for one picture of a Jacquard loom. My apologies.
| Jacquard loom: it actually worked and everything! |
After lunch, we went to Schloss Neuhaus, the castle in Paderborn. It's not terribly big, but then neither is Paderborn. It's in very good condition overall. There's a small, free-entrance museum, but you can't go into the rest of the building. The gardens were nice though.
| Schloss Neuhaus, as seen from the back, with garden |
5/22/11
Foosball
Foosball: Traversing Language Barriers One Game at a Time.
Friday afternoon the guys (Christian, Simon, Dominik, and Thorston) invited me to join them for a little after lunch foosball. Over in the chemical engineering building there's a foosball table and a ping pong table that they frequent. I am sadly out of practice and definitely the worst player. I lost every single game. Terribly sad, but I'm sure I'll get better. The wonderful thing about foosball is that you don't need to talk to enjoy it. A lot of the time people just talk in German which I don't understand, so I sort of zone out. The conversation naturally tends to just sort of bypass me because I have no idea what they're talking about. Thorston chides me and tells me I need to complain more because they need to practice their english anyway. Mostly though it just doesn't bother me enough. Foosball however is the exception. Cries of delight and moans of despair are pretty much universally understood. We can all play foosball and no one needs a translation to be a part of what's going on. We laughed and teased each other about times when the goalie accidently knocked the ball into his own goal or when the kickers in the middle bounced the ball back to the other team. Foosball is great, and I may like soccer just a tiny bit more because of it.
Friday afternoon the guys (Christian, Simon, Dominik, and Thorston) invited me to join them for a little after lunch foosball. Over in the chemical engineering building there's a foosball table and a ping pong table that they frequent. I am sadly out of practice and definitely the worst player. I lost every single game. Terribly sad, but I'm sure I'll get better. The wonderful thing about foosball is that you don't need to talk to enjoy it. A lot of the time people just talk in German which I don't understand, so I sort of zone out. The conversation naturally tends to just sort of bypass me because I have no idea what they're talking about. Thorston chides me and tells me I need to complain more because they need to practice their english anyway. Mostly though it just doesn't bother me enough. Foosball however is the exception. Cries of delight and moans of despair are pretty much universally understood. We can all play foosball and no one needs a translation to be a part of what's going on. We laughed and teased each other about times when the goalie accidently knocked the ball into his own goal or when the kickers in the middle bounced the ball back to the other team. Foosball is great, and I may like soccer just a tiny bit more because of it.
5/20/11
Lunch
I think I mentioned before that we have lunch together in the mensa (dining hall) everyday as a group. Well, after a week of school lunches I've come up with a few conclusions.
1.) I intend on buying lunch a majority of the time. It's 2 euros for whatever you can fit on your plate from either of the two main lines, and at 10 euros a week, I can't really do any better.
2.) German students eat slightly better food than American students (at least at all the schools I've attended), but it's essentially on the same level. The food really isn't that bad at all. I didn't care for the meatloaf too much, but I've never been a huge fan of meatloaf. The fried tilapia filet I had today was probably my favorite so far.
3.) Trends: Germans have a lot more sauce-based meals. They also eat more rice, which is fine with me because I like rice. I just don't put pepper on it the way they do. (No salt, just pepper). They also eat this white lumpy dessert stuff that I'm slightly scared to try, but considering how many of them eat it almost everyday I think I'll have to. I got up the nerve to ask what it was and I think it may be some kind of rice pudding.
4.) I've also gotten to observe the crowd of Uni Paderborn students eating lunch. They mostly look like the crowd you would see at Russell House. Slightly preppy on average, and with more scarves. Part of the differences I think are seasonal, but others are just Europe vs. America. Mostly though people are wearing the same sorts of tops and jeans people wear back home.
5.) I'm not sure where this comes from but for whatever reason the stereotype is that most Germans are blond. I'm going to go ahead and call this myth Busted. I probably have the lightest colored hair of anyone in our group, minus Dr. Tiemann who is actually blond, and definitely most everyone I see around has darker hair. Brunettes are by far the majority.
6.) I knew this before but I thought I'd reiterate for those who are unfamiliar with europe: they cut up everything. They use a fork and knife on every item on their plate that does not require a spoon. Even french fries. Absolutely hysterical. I'm doing my best to fit in, but I feel awkward. I kind of hope the mensa serves sandwiches or burgers or something like that one day just so I can watch them cut it up.
1.) I intend on buying lunch a majority of the time. It's 2 euros for whatever you can fit on your plate from either of the two main lines, and at 10 euros a week, I can't really do any better.
2.) German students eat slightly better food than American students (at least at all the schools I've attended), but it's essentially on the same level. The food really isn't that bad at all. I didn't care for the meatloaf too much, but I've never been a huge fan of meatloaf. The fried tilapia filet I had today was probably my favorite so far.
3.) Trends: Germans have a lot more sauce-based meals. They also eat more rice, which is fine with me because I like rice. I just don't put pepper on it the way they do. (No salt, just pepper). They also eat this white lumpy dessert stuff that I'm slightly scared to try, but considering how many of them eat it almost everyday I think I'll have to. I got up the nerve to ask what it was and I think it may be some kind of rice pudding.
4.) I've also gotten to observe the crowd of Uni Paderborn students eating lunch. They mostly look like the crowd you would see at Russell House. Slightly preppy on average, and with more scarves. Part of the differences I think are seasonal, but others are just Europe vs. America. Mostly though people are wearing the same sorts of tops and jeans people wear back home.
5.) I'm not sure where this comes from but for whatever reason the stereotype is that most Germans are blond. I'm going to go ahead and call this myth Busted. I probably have the lightest colored hair of anyone in our group, minus Dr. Tiemann who is actually blond, and definitely most everyone I see around has darker hair. Brunettes are by far the majority.
6.) I knew this before but I thought I'd reiterate for those who are unfamiliar with europe: they cut up everything. They use a fork and knife on every item on their plate that does not require a spoon. Even french fries. Absolutely hysterical. I'm doing my best to fit in, but I feel awkward. I kind of hope the mensa serves sandwiches or burgers or something like that one day just so I can watch them cut it up.
Chapter 3: In which I wander around aimlessly
Yesterday was a fairly normal day as far as that goes. The silica gel stuff takes a while to make, which means that as of right now I'm not doing a hell of a lot in the lab because that's all I'm doing. So I'm slowly going through the literature they've given me to read. It's boring. I can't help it. The project sounds very interesting and I'm excited to get to work, but reading papers is awfully dull. At least they're in english. After work I walked back to the apartment to drop off my backpack and then headed downtown to just sort of meander. I'm pretty good at meandering. Saw lots of pretty buildings, passed by the town hall, and such.
I was just thinking to myself, "I wonder where the church is. There's got to be at least two or three around here," when I heard the bells chiming. So I let my ears lead me and I walked straight into an open square with a modern art museum, a fountain, and three churches. Good job cantwell. After ensuring that my phone was on silent I slipped into the "dom", or cathedral. Based on my limited understanding of german and the pictures, it looked like it had be destroyed (and I do mean flattened) several times. Each time the people just sort of got together and built it back up again. Only a few sections are still in stone, but many of the altars/side chapels/sculptures/etc had been saved. Really I was surprised at how much of the older pieces had survived the wear of time (and bombs) considering it was built in the late 700s. A small mass was starting in the crypt (which I gather is where they have their smaller services) so I got to hear the organ reverberating through the cathedral. Just beautiful. The cathedral by the way holds the relics of St. Liborius. The church across the street has the shrine and relics of St. Ulrich.
| Fountain in square, you can see the cathedral in the background. The weird looking building is the Diocesan museum. |
| Another look at the cathedral |
I then started to wander back and became intrigued by the large stone wall that bordered the sidewalk I was using. So I followed in around until I found a gate. The wall went so long without interruption I was beginning to get a "secret garden" kind of feeling from the pine trees sticking up of the wall. Not exactly a secret garden, but perhaps a holy one. I had found the local convent. It's possible that's where the nuns who run my apartment building live. Oh yes, my place is run by nuns. I'm not allowed to have visitors after 11 (and definitely no overnight guests!) and there's a cross on the wall by my bed.
| A house in my neighborhood; I hope they like ivy... |
| I'm really not sure why there's a giant wiener. |
| My "secret garden" wall |
Stay tuned for the next page turning adventure!
5/18/11
Odds and Ends
Mostly these are just random happenings of today, but some random thoughts are mixed in as well.
Today after lunch there was this big give-away thing. Apparently on a semi-regular basis these people show up with dozens of boxes filled with bags and any student who walks up gets a bag full of freebies. Now like any good college student I have a built-in radar for free stuff, but generally at USC, freebies are usually flyers, chapsticks, key chains, the ever-popular coozie, etc. Oh no, this is different. They actually get free samples. From real companies. Now, there's a lot of little coupon-flyer things in the bag too but among the free stuff I got: one load's worth of Spee Black laundry detergent, BeBe "happy" body lotion sample, Loreal soft bronzing lotion, Calvin Klein "one" perfume sample, Garnier Fructis Glanz-Shampoo sample, a packet of french salad dressing, a travel size bottle of Nivea showel gel, and the March 2011 issue of Maxi magazine. Neat, huh? After we all got our bags and got back to the lab we sat around the common room going through our stuff like little kids taking inventory of their Halloween candy. Someone came across a sample for a home-waxing product. I'm not sure how he ended up getting volunteered for this but the next thing you knew, Christian (the one who picked me up from the airport) was sitting in a chair with two waxing strips on his leg. All I will say is that I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of this product. And I hope his hair grows back soon or he's going to have a funny tan. We also each got a different flavor of this carbonated juice drink and it's terrible.
Yesterday the fire alarm went off in the chemistry building. No worries, it turned out that someone had spilled something on a heater which created a lot of steam which set off the alarm. It still took 3 fire trucks, an ambulance, and 2 police cars two hours to fix everything so we could go back in. Dr. Tiemann was cold and tired of waiting outside so we followed him into his office next door and watched everything from there.
You know how everyone says that Germans are tall? Well I've decided that I'll never know. Why? It's simple. At home in the US, everyone is taller than me. Here in Germany, everyone is taller than me. I have no basis for comparison.
Carbonated water ("Sparkling Water") is the norm here. I've been warned to be careful if I buy a bottle of water because most of the time the companies don't bother to specify that it's sparkling. If I want "distilled" water, I'm going to have to drink tap, or find specifically labelled "Distilled" bottled water. The group members who haven't visited the US were surprised to hear that a) I don't like sparkling water, b) most people don't like sparkling water in the US, and c) sparkling water would be harder to find in the US. The reason all this came up was that the group has a bunch of crates of sparkling water bottles for group use. I did take one because I wanted the bottle to fill up with regular water. It's huge and more than worth the 30 cents. Isn't it weird how tastes are sometimes reversed in different cultures?
My internet works! It's slow but that's ok. I've definitely put up with worse. I had to buy a wireless stick and a prepaid simcard for it. I probably could have gotten a cheaper stick somewhere else but the Aldi had the cheapest service so as a whole it was cheapest there. Only 15 euros a month and you buy a month at a time so it's not like I'll be paying for service after I've stopped needing it. Plus I can reuse the stick again and again, so in the long run I think it'll pay off. Definitely a good option for anyone needing internet in a foreign country.
Also, I got Kinder bars at the grocery store today. I love them; I've missed them. I'm trying to figure out what it will take to get them sold in the US. If you're curious what I'm talking about google search Kinder Bueno. It was first released in Germany but it's actually made by Ferrero, the Italian chocolate company. Mmmmm yummy.
Today after lunch there was this big give-away thing. Apparently on a semi-regular basis these people show up with dozens of boxes filled with bags and any student who walks up gets a bag full of freebies. Now like any good college student I have a built-in radar for free stuff, but generally at USC, freebies are usually flyers, chapsticks, key chains, the ever-popular coozie, etc. Oh no, this is different. They actually get free samples. From real companies. Now, there's a lot of little coupon-flyer things in the bag too but among the free stuff I got: one load's worth of Spee Black laundry detergent, BeBe "happy" body lotion sample, Loreal soft bronzing lotion, Calvin Klein "one" perfume sample, Garnier Fructis Glanz-Shampoo sample, a packet of french salad dressing, a travel size bottle of Nivea showel gel, and the March 2011 issue of Maxi magazine. Neat, huh? After we all got our bags and got back to the lab we sat around the common room going through our stuff like little kids taking inventory of their Halloween candy. Someone came across a sample for a home-waxing product. I'm not sure how he ended up getting volunteered for this but the next thing you knew, Christian (the one who picked me up from the airport) was sitting in a chair with two waxing strips on his leg. All I will say is that I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of this product. And I hope his hair grows back soon or he's going to have a funny tan. We also each got a different flavor of this carbonated juice drink and it's terrible.
Yesterday the fire alarm went off in the chemistry building. No worries, it turned out that someone had spilled something on a heater which created a lot of steam which set off the alarm. It still took 3 fire trucks, an ambulance, and 2 police cars two hours to fix everything so we could go back in. Dr. Tiemann was cold and tired of waiting outside so we followed him into his office next door and watched everything from there.
You know how everyone says that Germans are tall? Well I've decided that I'll never know. Why? It's simple. At home in the US, everyone is taller than me. Here in Germany, everyone is taller than me. I have no basis for comparison.
Carbonated water ("Sparkling Water") is the norm here. I've been warned to be careful if I buy a bottle of water because most of the time the companies don't bother to specify that it's sparkling. If I want "distilled" water, I'm going to have to drink tap, or find specifically labelled "Distilled" bottled water. The group members who haven't visited the US were surprised to hear that a) I don't like sparkling water, b) most people don't like sparkling water in the US, and c) sparkling water would be harder to find in the US. The reason all this came up was that the group has a bunch of crates of sparkling water bottles for group use. I did take one because I wanted the bottle to fill up with regular water. It's huge and more than worth the 30 cents. Isn't it weird how tastes are sometimes reversed in different cultures?
My internet works! It's slow but that's ok. I've definitely put up with worse. I had to buy a wireless stick and a prepaid simcard for it. I probably could have gotten a cheaper stick somewhere else but the Aldi had the cheapest service so as a whole it was cheapest there. Only 15 euros a month and you buy a month at a time so it's not like I'll be paying for service after I've stopped needing it. Plus I can reuse the stick again and again, so in the long run I think it'll pay off. Definitely a good option for anyone needing internet in a foreign country.
Also, I got Kinder bars at the grocery store today. I love them; I've missed them. I'm trying to figure out what it will take to get them sold in the US. If you're curious what I'm talking about google search Kinder Bueno. It was first released in Germany but it's actually made by Ferrero, the Italian chocolate company. Mmmmm yummy.
The Lab and The Group-mates
I've met the whole group at this point, I think. More or less anyway. And I'm pretty sure I know everyone's name. Sort of. I can identify the two Christian's, Steffi, Dominik, Anna, Sabrina, Danielle, and Simon. And Dr. Tiemann, our boss. I'm only sort of sure who Thorston is, but I'll get there. I also feel like there's someone I'm forgetting but oh well. They're all super nice and friendly. And they do all speak some english, but they mostly speak German unless they're talking to me. My german is improving by the way. Drucken means push and ziehen means pull, which I know because all the doors at the university are labelled. Also, they call foosball "kicker" or so it sounded to me. They thought "foosball" was a pretty interesting label but I haven't the slightest idea why we call it that. This led into a discussion about how americans don't care at all about soccer. They thought it was very funny that it's sort of something we have our kids play, but when they get older most of them stop playing soccer and pick a "real sport".
Oh and the lab is beautiful. It was built only a year ago so it's brand new and shiny and pretty. It's large too and all the students have individual desk spaces. Really nice. I'll try to remember to take pictures so you can see. The other thing about this lab group is they're very close knit. Apparently we have lunch together every day in the cafeteria. (The food in the mensa is pretty good and very reasonably priced btw). Even Dr. Tiemann eats with us. He buys his food there just like the rest of us. Very cool. His english is really good too, although he has a distinctly British accent when he talks, which is kind of funny. Then, tonight a bunch of people from the group (like 7 of us) met up with David and his grad student Martin at the school pub. Yes, you read correctly, school pub. As in serves-alcohol-on-campus school pub. I just had a coke but it was fun. We sat outside and just talked and laughed for like 2 hours. I'm really happy with my group; it's going to be a fun summer.
I'll put some of my other odds and ends in another post. Tschus!
Oh and the lab is beautiful. It was built only a year ago so it's brand new and shiny and pretty. It's large too and all the students have individual desk spaces. Really nice. I'll try to remember to take pictures so you can see. The other thing about this lab group is they're very close knit. Apparently we have lunch together every day in the cafeteria. (The food in the mensa is pretty good and very reasonably priced btw). Even Dr. Tiemann eats with us. He buys his food there just like the rest of us. Very cool. His english is really good too, although he has a distinctly British accent when he talks, which is kind of funny. Then, tonight a bunch of people from the group (like 7 of us) met up with David and his grad student Martin at the school pub. Yes, you read correctly, school pub. As in serves-alcohol-on-campus school pub. I just had a coke but it was fun. We sat outside and just talked and laughed for like 2 hours. I'm really happy with my group; it's going to be a fun summer.
I'll put some of my other odds and ends in another post. Tschus!
The Past Three Days
I'm in Germany! Woo.
So here's how it went. I said many times that the only thing I was worried about was the first two days because I knew they were going to be beyond hectic. I was right.
I flew from Atlanta to Charlotte Sunday morning. I got to the airport way too early, breezed through security and sat around doing nothing until my flight at 11. The quick flight to Charlotte was rough, to put it mildly. I was glad of my long layover before the flight to Munich because frankly it was nice to keep my feet on the ground for a bit. Then I had the long flight to Munich which was very smooth overall. Huge plane, 10 seats across with two aisles. The bathrooms were down these stairs which I had not encountered before and which I thought was pretty neat. I watched Tangled twice (it was a long flight) as well as Megamind. I slept for a little bit but I couldn't really get to sleep for any long amount of time. I had another fairly long layover in the Munich airport. It was really very empty, at least over where I was. Very few people around. Then I got on the plane and knew why. My plane to Paderborn could not have held more than 25 people. Frankly my first impression was a school bus with wings. It was so small that we had to take a little bus over to the plane which we boarded from the outside thanks to the fold-up stairs on the plane door and I'm pretty sure the bus was bigger. I had a window seat next to a business man who was clearly trying very hard to memorize some presentation. It was only a fifty minute flight, shorter than the one from ATL to Charlotte, but unlike the US Air flight I still got a drink and a snack. The only way I can describe this thing is to say it reminded me of a chocolate-covered twinkie. Too sweet for my taste, but way better than a bag of nuts.
Arriving in Paderborn was very simple. It's a small airport, and before most of the people on our flight had even finished riding the escalator to baggage claim, the (only) carousel had started delivering our luggage. Mine was thankfully near the beginning so I only had to spend a few minutes worrying about all the many ways in which my suitcase might become lost. I had already had my passport stamped in munich, but I had never done the "customs" thing. I was beginning to wonder if they did it at all here, when a uniformed man stopped me and asked where I was from. "Atlanta?" "Ja, oo-ess-ahh?" "Ja (accompanied here by vigorous head nodding)" "OK, yoo haf anyting yoo bring vit yoo? like giffs oo pakages fyer frends?" "uh, nein" "OK, gut". And he walked away. Apparently that was customs, and I apparently passed. Yay.
Christian, a member of the group, met me at the airport. There weren't many people waiting for our plane (gee wonder why) so he was pretty easy to spot. Then we headed to his car and off to the university where we met up with Steffi (pronounced Shteffi). From there we all went to the apartment. It's Beautiful. I swear it is nicer (and larger) than any place I've lived on campus. I'm on the fifth floor (labelled 4 because it's Europe), I have my own bathroom, and everything is clean. I have sheets, a pillow, a comforter, an extra blanket, and a full set of towels. I successfully timed the walk this morning and it takes me about 3 minutes to get to campus and then maybe 7 or 8 minutes to complete the walk across campus to the chemistry building (clear on the other side of campus of course).
Yesterday we took care of some of the business-y things of living in a foreign country. Steffi took me to the registration building and then the bank. In Germany, everyone, even German citizens, have to register with the government whenever they move in or out of a town. So I'm now an officially registered Paderbornerin, with a new shiny bag that says so. It had a lot of junk in it that I'm sure would be useful information if I could read German, but the bag itself will make a good shopping bag. Note: stores in Germany do not provide bags, so bring your own! The bank was also a major stop. To receive my scholarship I must have a German bank account so they can deposit the money. This can be an issue because many banks won't open an account for you for such a short term. We may have *implied* that I was going to be in country for *slightly* longer than is actually true, but the bank woman had the dates in front of her and didn't say a word. So I'm getting a free student checking account, bare bones, no frills. I do have to wait though because the branches don't set up the account; they have to send it to the headquarters. I will eventually get a confirmation, a formal contract type-thing, and then a debit card. I'm glad this bank worked out because this is the one that has atm's on campus. Super convenient. Eventually when I get my money I will pay back Mrs. Brebeck from the international student office who paid my first rent.
Let's see what else have I done... Oh, yes, I've been to the grocery and got a small amount of food. I've eaten a doner (sort of sandwich made out of pita-like bread with meat). I can't think of much else at the moment. I'll write more about the group and the lab later. This post is already way too long. Feel free to ask questions in the comments though.
PS: we also clearly took care of my internet and I met up with David but again this post is too long so I'll tell you later.
5/6/11
Background
A little background on this next adventure of mine. In ten days I am leaving for Germany. I'm going to be in Paderborn until July 15. The next week I will be hanging with my former and future roommate Becky in Bamberg, where she has been for a couple months already. Then I will be going to Heidelberg for two days for a conference, more on that in a bit. I leave Germany on the 26th and come home for the remainder of my summer vacation. Sound like a plan? Gosh I hope so.
So by now you're saying, Jackie that sounds delightful! But what are you doing over there for all that time? Are you doing study abroad?
Well, sort of. I'm doing a research internship through the RISE program of the DAAD (website here). It's a great program that accepts undergrads from the US, the UK, and Canada and pairs them up with PhD students in Germany. Basically how it works is they have German PhD students submit project proposals. The undergrads then apply and pick out their three favorite projects. The DAAD people then match up undergrads and projects, starting with the best students and the most popular projects. They say most everybody ends up with their first or second choice. Then they award the scholarships. The internships are different lengths so the amount you get varies, but it's a fairly ample amount. Thank you government funding! The wonderful thing is that the system is very flexible. You and your PhD student work out the dates you're going to be there (provided it's after a certain start date) and the DAAD gets the work permit taken care of for you. I'm going to be at the University of Paderborn doing research on inorganic nanoporous materials.
Another cool part of the internship is that they get all the undergrads together in Heidelberg for a couple days of conference. There are two other RISE students from USC so I think a picture in Heidelberg is definitely in order.
Oh, and no, I don't speak German. I've taken a semester, but I didn't learn much. Just the basics, but it's enough to get around. The working language will be English. I've already been in contact with my PhD student, Steffi, and her English is great. I've also gotten in touch with another RISE student who will be in the chem dept at Paderborn and he seems nice. His German is worse than mine so it should be interesting.
Hm let's see...what else...oh yeah! Accommodations. Where will I be living? Well, the University of Paderborn has dorms like most universities, but they're slightly overpriced (like most universities) and booked. So Steffi found an apartment place for me to live. It's literally across the street from the university and from what I can tell is part of the hospital grounds. A picture from Google Earth says it's the dorm for student nurses. Anyway it's a great situation. I'm pretty sure that's all for now...I'll keep you posted.
So by now you're saying, Jackie that sounds delightful! But what are you doing over there for all that time? Are you doing study abroad?
Well, sort of. I'm doing a research internship through the RISE program of the DAAD (website here). It's a great program that accepts undergrads from the US, the UK, and Canada and pairs them up with PhD students in Germany. Basically how it works is they have German PhD students submit project proposals. The undergrads then apply and pick out their three favorite projects. The DAAD people then match up undergrads and projects, starting with the best students and the most popular projects. They say most everybody ends up with their first or second choice. Then they award the scholarships. The internships are different lengths so the amount you get varies, but it's a fairly ample amount. Thank you government funding! The wonderful thing is that the system is very flexible. You and your PhD student work out the dates you're going to be there (provided it's after a certain start date) and the DAAD gets the work permit taken care of for you. I'm going to be at the University of Paderborn doing research on inorganic nanoporous materials.
Another cool part of the internship is that they get all the undergrads together in Heidelberg for a couple days of conference. There are two other RISE students from USC so I think a picture in Heidelberg is definitely in order.
Oh, and no, I don't speak German. I've taken a semester, but I didn't learn much. Just the basics, but it's enough to get around. The working language will be English. I've already been in contact with my PhD student, Steffi, and her English is great. I've also gotten in touch with another RISE student who will be in the chem dept at Paderborn and he seems nice. His German is worse than mine so it should be interesting.
Hm let's see...what else...oh yeah! Accommodations. Where will I be living? Well, the University of Paderborn has dorms like most universities, but they're slightly overpriced (like most universities) and booked. So Steffi found an apartment place for me to live. It's literally across the street from the university and from what I can tell is part of the hospital grounds. A picture from Google Earth says it's the dorm for student nurses. Anyway it's a great situation. I'm pretty sure that's all for now...I'll keep you posted.
8/23/10
Roommate Contract
USC housing has this cute little roommate contract thing to help prevent conflicts. I feel like overall it's a pretty decent thing for freshmen but at this point it's a little silly. So we were silly back. Please keep in mind that the answers are supposed to be our agreements on various issues so later in the year we can go back to this useless piece of paper and say, but look you said you were going to keep your clothes off the floor.
Academic success:
You should probably study.
Youtube does not equal studying.
4 am = not a good time for a dance party
Guest visitation:
All male visitors must be screened for worthiness. Only handsome, intelligent, funny, charming, and wealthy princes are acceptable. Others may be admitted on a case by case basis.
Sustainability:
Room temperature - we don't have control over this (this section was sort of outlined for us)
Recycling - w/e
Overall - Not important. Duh.
Bathroom Use:
Showering is recommended. Toilet paper is required. No floods please.
Cleaning Standards:
A zero-tolerance policy on all bugs of any kind will be strictly enforced. Mold is a bad sign. Spiderwebs are a worse sign. (Cuz that would be violating the zero-tolerance policy).
Behavior:
1.) No snorting pixie sticks in the apartment. (Not a euphemism).
2.) No drunken tea parties with any "mad hatters" after 3 in the afternoon. (Totally a euphemism.)
3.) Telling freshmen our apartment is the secret portal to Hogwarts will be heavily frowned upon.
Bullwinkle's Rules:
(This isn't a real section. They wanted us to talk about personal property boundaries, but that's just not funny. At the top of the page they had asked for a "head of household" so we elected Bullwinkle J. Moose)
#1: No antler jokes.
#2: The Moose Institute of Toe-dancing is a perfectly respectable source of education and should be treated as such.
#3: Frostbite Falls, MN is an excellent place for a vacation. Not really a rule, just a fact.
Miscellaneous:
No getting sick.
No failing out of school.
Coupons are free-range.
If everyone took their roommate contracts this seriously, the world be a better place.
Academic success:
You should probably study.
Youtube does not equal studying.
4 am = not a good time for a dance party
Guest visitation:
All male visitors must be screened for worthiness. Only handsome, intelligent, funny, charming, and wealthy princes are acceptable. Others may be admitted on a case by case basis.
Sustainability:
Room temperature - we don't have control over this (this section was sort of outlined for us)
Recycling - w/e
Overall - Not important. Duh.
Bathroom Use:
Showering is recommended. Toilet paper is required. No floods please.
Cleaning Standards:
A zero-tolerance policy on all bugs of any kind will be strictly enforced. Mold is a bad sign. Spiderwebs are a worse sign. (Cuz that would be violating the zero-tolerance policy).
Behavior:
1.) No snorting pixie sticks in the apartment. (Not a euphemism).
2.) No drunken tea parties with any "mad hatters" after 3 in the afternoon. (Totally a euphemism.)
3.) Telling freshmen our apartment is the secret portal to Hogwarts will be heavily frowned upon.
Bullwinkle's Rules:
(This isn't a real section. They wanted us to talk about personal property boundaries, but that's just not funny. At the top of the page they had asked for a "head of household" so we elected Bullwinkle J. Moose)
#1: No antler jokes.
#2: The Moose Institute of Toe-dancing is a perfectly respectable source of education and should be treated as such.
#3: Frostbite Falls, MN is an excellent place for a vacation. Not really a rule, just a fact.
Miscellaneous:
No getting sick.
No failing out of school.
Coupons are free-range.
If everyone took their roommate contracts this seriously, the world be a better place.
7/23/10
Thoughts
I couldn't think of anything original to entitle this post so I went with the blatantly obvious.
Today was...interesting. I did not go to work today. I had planned on it, but it just didn't happen. This morning Keri and I went to the Ernest F. Hollings Special Collections Library Dedication. I know, sounds excruciatingly boring right? Well, I'm not what you would call apt to attend library dedications. However, 47th Vice President of the United States of America Joe Biden was attending and if it's important enough for him to show up then it must be sort of a big deal. Fritz Hollings is South Carolina career politician who after being SC Governor went on to spend like his entire life in the US Senate. Now that he's retired, having nothing better to do, he secured $14 million of federal funds for us to put a big addition on our library. Yay! And apparently he and Biden are best buds. Whatever. So Keri and I went, and I wore my yellow dress with my super cute striped heels. Was it painful? Of course but I looked amazing. That whole deal took forever. We showed up super early so that security wouldn't have a line which was a good choice. It didn't end until like 2 and we were starved so we decided to skip the tour. It's not like we don't live here or anything. Lunch = five guys = happy place. At that point research was not going to happen for either of us.
Then we went to Keri's apartment and watched a Scooby Doo movie followed by a couple episodes of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Oh. My. Gosh. Go find an episode online because they are freaking hilarious. For those who don't know, Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose started in 1959 and moved to a weekly Sunday show on NBC in 1961 which ran until 1965. A few thoughts: I am in love with Bullwinkle. For real. Cutest character ever. And it is so educational. After a bit of the main adventure, we go to story time, followed by some poetry from Bullwinkle and a history lesson courtesy of Peabody, and then we add on a little more adventure. Perfect. And can we talk about the anti-Russian propaganda? Thank you Cold War. Holy Cow. How did any of these kids grow up not hating russians? And I swear there are several Hitler references. Frankly, I'm surprised my parents don't have some crazy paranoia about east europeans. I mean, really. Wow.
Today was...interesting. I did not go to work today. I had planned on it, but it just didn't happen. This morning Keri and I went to the Ernest F. Hollings Special Collections Library Dedication. I know, sounds excruciatingly boring right? Well, I'm not what you would call apt to attend library dedications. However, 47th Vice President of the United States of America Joe Biden was attending and if it's important enough for him to show up then it must be sort of a big deal. Fritz Hollings is South Carolina career politician who after being SC Governor went on to spend like his entire life in the US Senate. Now that he's retired, having nothing better to do, he secured $14 million of federal funds for us to put a big addition on our library. Yay! And apparently he and Biden are best buds. Whatever. So Keri and I went, and I wore my yellow dress with my super cute striped heels. Was it painful? Of course but I looked amazing. That whole deal took forever. We showed up super early so that security wouldn't have a line which was a good choice. It didn't end until like 2 and we were starved so we decided to skip the tour. It's not like we don't live here or anything. Lunch = five guys = happy place. At that point research was not going to happen for either of us.
Then we went to Keri's apartment and watched a Scooby Doo movie followed by a couple episodes of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Oh. My. Gosh. Go find an episode online because they are freaking hilarious. For those who don't know, Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose started in 1959 and moved to a weekly Sunday show on NBC in 1961 which ran until 1965. A few thoughts: I am in love with Bullwinkle. For real. Cutest character ever. And it is so educational. After a bit of the main adventure, we go to story time, followed by some poetry from Bullwinkle and a history lesson courtesy of Peabody, and then we add on a little more adventure. Perfect. And can we talk about the anti-Russian propaganda? Thank you Cold War. Holy Cow. How did any of these kids grow up not hating russians? And I swear there are several Hitler references. Frankly, I'm surprised my parents don't have some crazy paranoia about east europeans. I mean, really. Wow.
7/13/10
I Disagree with the Judges
If you don't watch "America's Got Talent", I apologize for the rant that is to follow.
I want to reach into the television and shake the three judges and say,
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING??????????????????/
Where do you get off supporting a 70-year-old hand-whistler?? What makes you think this a Las Vegas act? She's not doing anything. She stands on the stage, by herself, with nothing but a microphone and whistles boring songs. And you just keep repeating how "unique" and "interesting" she is. I'm sorry, but at this point in the competition I need more than an "interesting" old woman with a unique "talent". It's got to be entertaining. She's not that entertaining. And I'm really not that interested in the dirty details of her life. Frankly, if it was a choice between staying home and watching my mother quilt and going to see a hand-whistling act, I'd stay home. It'd probably be more interesting (especially knowing my mother) and it'd be free.
And, judges (specifically Howie), what's up with your extreme bias towards her? You demand that every other act on the show take their act to the next level. Dancing groups, singers, variety acts, you dismiss them all if they are anything short of step above where they were when you last saw them. That's fine, but when are you going to ask the hand-whistler to step it up? Many acts didn't even make it to Hollywood because you thought they couldn't scale it up. How is one old lady along with a microphone ever going to scale up to a big exciting Las Vegas show?
Which leads me to my next point, THIS IS NOT EXCITING. You rag on a guy juggling and jumping through hoops of fire as not being "enough" but you enjoy hand-whistling? I'd rather watch my dog sleep. She calls herself a musical act, which I see nothing wrong with, but you need to start comparing her to the other musical acts. There are much better singers, bands, etc that should go through instead of her. I'd rather watch the little kid who dresses like mozart and plays the piano. He is at least cute. And more interesting to watch.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS???????? How did she get this far and why is she still here? Send her home! The only thing that gives me comfort at this point is that it's out of your hands. America gets to vote and I hope the public has more common sense than you. No one in their right minds would pay money, in Las Vegas, to see hand-whistling.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS???????? How did she get this far and why is she still here? Send her home! The only thing that gives me comfort at this point is that it's out of your hands. America gets to vote and I hope the public has more common sense than you. No one in their right minds would pay money, in Las Vegas, to see hand-whistling.
6/30/10
6/28/10
18 Continuous minutes
Tonight I have a treat for you my friends. Ok not really. This is actually quite likely to be my most boring blog to date, but my wacky inner child is insisting I try it. For the nexy 18 minutes (until 11 o'clock) I will blog continuously. My thoughts laid bare for you for the next 18 minutes. Should be a fairly short post, haha.
GO GAMECOCKS! The game is on (SEVEN. NOTHING.) so expect some GO COCKS randomly interjected. Super awesome game. UCLA is getting creamed tonight.
I am not interested in seeing Night and Day. I just don't want to see another spy couple movie. It's just getting old. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, that movie that just came out with Catherine Heigle or however she spells it...about a thousand other movies/tv shows. It's just not original. I'd like to see the superhero movie fad die out too.
Another hit! Aw look at the cute kids in their gamecock jerseys! All children should wear cute little jerseys at games. It should be a requirement. Oh I love how they have to point out that Clemson and Carolina hate each other. I mean everyone at that game knew that. That dumb little blond interviewer they have was like "And you're here with your big rival, University of South Carolina, how does that make you feel?" over and over again with the clemson coach. Man she is dumb.
That's right change pitchers. Do whatever you think you need to do. We are so gonna win.
I'm not a big baseball fan. It just doesn't move fast enough for me and I don't understand all the rules. I know the basics. I can follow along well enough. I just don't get the umpires' calls most of the time. Aaand we've got our guy on third. I didn't know that we only have 1 NCAA championship. Kind of embarrassing really. Especially since UCLA has like 126 or something. Crazy. I'm not a fan of the the socks pulled up over the pants. I've seen two pitchers do that. I haven't noticed if our pitcher does it or not. What advantage does that give you? I can't really see you having a big problem with loose pants when you're pitching. Plus they're not really that loose either.
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him". I love that line. Too funny.
Oh! OMG. They're making a movie about that short story. Ok. Sorry. The short story is about this dude who ends up on this island owned by this rich dude who hunts a lot. The rich dude is really nice to him and is like showing him all his hunting trophies and stuff and then he (our protagonist) realizes that the dude brings in slaves to the island and hunts them. In opposition to hunting with him, the protagonist ends up being the rich dude's opponent in a kill or be killed hunt. Protagonist kills rich dude, happy ending. So there's going to be this movie with a dude who takes these people on a hunting trip and then they become the "game". Yes. Ok.
Blake Cooper...does not pull his socks up. Hm. You know I think everyone on UCLA's team does the sock thing. Must be a style choice. Not one I agree with. Not flattering. Although I don't like our gray uniforms. I wish we had garnet ones instead. With black pants. Yes. That would look a lot better. These just look dingy. But at least we don't pull our socks up over our pants.
Oh come on. Get them out. I don't want them to score. I want a shut out. Oh and now we're talking to the pitcher. Will he stay or get switched? Stay apparently. Come on. Pitch him strikes. Just strike him out. Yes. See he must be able to hear me through the tv afterall. Crap. Bases loaded. We need to get our act together and not run into each other so much. And Cooper's going in. Well he did a good job but I think it's time to put in a closer. Listen to me. A closer. Like I know what I'm talking about. I have officially watched way to much ESPN.
I have actually gone over by 8 minutes. Bonus!
GO GAMECOCKS! The game is on (SEVEN. NOTHING.) so expect some GO COCKS randomly interjected. Super awesome game. UCLA is getting creamed tonight.
I am not interested in seeing Night and Day. I just don't want to see another spy couple movie. It's just getting old. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, that movie that just came out with Catherine Heigle or however she spells it...about a thousand other movies/tv shows. It's just not original. I'd like to see the superhero movie fad die out too.
Another hit! Aw look at the cute kids in their gamecock jerseys! All children should wear cute little jerseys at games. It should be a requirement. Oh I love how they have to point out that Clemson and Carolina hate each other. I mean everyone at that game knew that. That dumb little blond interviewer they have was like "And you're here with your big rival, University of South Carolina, how does that make you feel?" over and over again with the clemson coach. Man she is dumb.
That's right change pitchers. Do whatever you think you need to do. We are so gonna win.
I'm not a big baseball fan. It just doesn't move fast enough for me and I don't understand all the rules. I know the basics. I can follow along well enough. I just don't get the umpires' calls most of the time. Aaand we've got our guy on third. I didn't know that we only have 1 NCAA championship. Kind of embarrassing really. Especially since UCLA has like 126 or something. Crazy. I'm not a fan of the the socks pulled up over the pants. I've seen two pitchers do that. I haven't noticed if our pitcher does it or not. What advantage does that give you? I can't really see you having a big problem with loose pants when you're pitching. Plus they're not really that loose either.
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him". I love that line. Too funny.
Oh! OMG. They're making a movie about that short story. Ok. Sorry. The short story is about this dude who ends up on this island owned by this rich dude who hunts a lot. The rich dude is really nice to him and is like showing him all his hunting trophies and stuff and then he (our protagonist) realizes that the dude brings in slaves to the island and hunts them. In opposition to hunting with him, the protagonist ends up being the rich dude's opponent in a kill or be killed hunt. Protagonist kills rich dude, happy ending. So there's going to be this movie with a dude who takes these people on a hunting trip and then they become the "game". Yes. Ok.
Blake Cooper...does not pull his socks up. Hm. You know I think everyone on UCLA's team does the sock thing. Must be a style choice. Not one I agree with. Not flattering. Although I don't like our gray uniforms. I wish we had garnet ones instead. With black pants. Yes. That would look a lot better. These just look dingy. But at least we don't pull our socks up over our pants.
Oh come on. Get them out. I don't want them to score. I want a shut out. Oh and now we're talking to the pitcher. Will he stay or get switched? Stay apparently. Come on. Pitch him strikes. Just strike him out. Yes. See he must be able to hear me through the tv afterall. Crap. Bases loaded. We need to get our act together and not run into each other so much. And Cooper's going in. Well he did a good job but I think it's time to put in a closer. Listen to me. A closer. Like I know what I'm talking about. I have officially watched way to much ESPN.
I have actually gone over by 8 minutes. Bonus!
6/26/10
The Jackie Cantwell Swimwear Laws
I went to HI two weeks ago and I spent the past weekend at Myrtle Beach and my ability to control my comments about other people's bathing suit choices is now gone. So here are the new rules, and I expect everyone to follow them, for the general public benefit:
1.) Just because you can physically fit into a particular bathing suit does not mean it fits you properly. You should only wear bathing suits that actually fit.
2.) Bathing suits should be age appropriate. Just because they sell bikinis in the store that you shop in does not make them automatically appropriate for you. If you don't have the body for a bikini, you are not allowed to wear one. I don't care if you are "forty and fabulous" you have passed the time in your life when a bikini was appropriate.
3.) You are not allowed to wear a bikini if you're pregnant. I'm sorry, it's just wrong.
4.) For both men and women, your bottom should cover your bottom. If I can see butt crack, it's too low.
5.) Speedos are totally illegal. Not manly and not attractive.
6.) If you're going to wear a string bikini you need to double knot the strings. And that's all I'm going to say on that one.
7.) General rule of thumb, if you would not want to see someone else of your age and body type wearing that bathing suit, you shouldn't either.
1.) Just because you can physically fit into a particular bathing suit does not mean it fits you properly. You should only wear bathing suits that actually fit.
2.) Bathing suits should be age appropriate. Just because they sell bikinis in the store that you shop in does not make them automatically appropriate for you. If you don't have the body for a bikini, you are not allowed to wear one. I don't care if you are "forty and fabulous" you have passed the time in your life when a bikini was appropriate.
3.) You are not allowed to wear a bikini if you're pregnant. I'm sorry, it's just wrong.
4.) For both men and women, your bottom should cover your bottom. If I can see butt crack, it's too low.
5.) Speedos are totally illegal. Not manly and not attractive.
6.) If you're going to wear a string bikini you need to double knot the strings. And that's all I'm going to say on that one.
7.) General rule of thumb, if you would not want to see someone else of your age and body type wearing that bathing suit, you shouldn't either.
6/21/10
10 TV Jobs I'd LOVE to Have
#10: Sideline Sports Reporter. Simply because I'd do a waaaay better job than any of the bimbos that somehow get paid to go, "So, like, Brett, as the uh team captain, how do you think you're going to, um, play after halftime? Do you think you'll like play differently?"
#9: Judge on pretty much any of the major competition shows (Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent). Because I'd be awesome.
#8: Camera girl for ESPN College. For the sole purpose of forcing the camera to show the band instead of the cheerleaders every once in a while. I mean, come on, if we switched uniforms, I think the band would be FAR more popular than the cheerleaders. Think about it.
#7: Taste tester for the Ace of Cakes. I know this job doesn't exist, but it totally should. It would be so delicious.
#6: I wouldn't mind taste testing for Alton Brown either.
#5: I want to design a challenge for and be a guest judge on Project Runway. Do you have any idea how epic that would be??
#4: Whatever level of Producer/Channel owner is required to control what commercials come on. I don't mind commercials if they're funny, but all those "ask your doctor about"'s have got to go.
#3: Camera man for "Planet Earth". SUPER EPIC.
For the record, the next two were super close.
#2: Show host for the travel channel. Travel the world, all expenses paid, as your job? Hell yeah I'd do that!
#1: Mythbuster. I would LOVE to be a mythbuster. Science, crazy myths, and explosives, oh my!
#9: Judge on pretty much any of the major competition shows (Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent). Because I'd be awesome.
#8: Camera girl for ESPN College. For the sole purpose of forcing the camera to show the band instead of the cheerleaders every once in a while. I mean, come on, if we switched uniforms, I think the band would be FAR more popular than the cheerleaders. Think about it.
#7: Taste tester for the Ace of Cakes. I know this job doesn't exist, but it totally should. It would be so delicious.
#6: I wouldn't mind taste testing for Alton Brown either.
#5: I want to design a challenge for and be a guest judge on Project Runway. Do you have any idea how epic that would be??
#4: Whatever level of Producer/Channel owner is required to control what commercials come on. I don't mind commercials if they're funny, but all those "ask your doctor about"'s have got to go.
#3: Camera man for "Planet Earth". SUPER EPIC.
For the record, the next two were super close.
#2: Show host for the travel channel. Travel the world, all expenses paid, as your job? Hell yeah I'd do that!
#1: Mythbuster. I would LOVE to be a mythbuster. Science, crazy myths, and explosives, oh my!
6/16/10
Super Good Day
1.) Successfully adjusted to Atlanta time.
2.) I got to cuddle with my dog.
3.) Got a free coca cola at the gas station. Apparently they are very appreciative of their customers.
4.) Drove to Columbia, no problems.
5.) Went to work for a little while and was semi-productive. (inventory).
6.) Grocery: lots of yummy food, including Stouffers for dinner. Plus more dinosaur chicken nuggets.
7.) I did not get rained on during my walk back from parking Fred.
8.) I got my first paycheck as a lab assistant. That's right. I am awesome.
9.) Enjoyed america's got talent.
10.) I ordered the online textbook I have to buy for next semester and the grand total was a whopping $26. Be impressed.
2.) I got to cuddle with my dog.
3.) Got a free coca cola at the gas station. Apparently they are very appreciative of their customers.
4.) Drove to Columbia, no problems.
5.) Went to work for a little while and was semi-productive. (inventory).
6.) Grocery: lots of yummy food, including Stouffers for dinner. Plus more dinosaur chicken nuggets.
7.) I did not get rained on during my walk back from parking Fred.
8.) I got my first paycheck as a lab assistant. That's right. I am awesome.
9.) Enjoyed america's got talent.
10.) I ordered the online textbook I have to buy for next semester and the grand total was a whopping $26. Be impressed.
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